Friend: That guy drives like a banshee.
Me: I don’t think banshees drive.
Friend: What IS a banshee anyway?
Me: I think it’s like a female, Irish ghost who screams.
Friend: Oh.
Me: Yeah, I don’t think they have cars.
Asians.
Friend: That guy drives like a banshee.
Me: I don’t think banshees drive.
Friend: What IS a banshee anyway?
Me: I think it’s like a female, Irish ghost who screams.
Friend: Oh.
Me: Yeah, I don’t think they have cars.
Asians.
Ha! I’m Irish and I’m pretty sure they don’t drive either. They do wail. A LOT. Particularly when the wind blows.